WHOOOO just had to defend a murderer in front of the los angeles district attorney and i didn’t take a shit or call anyone a dingus so like holy shit

can i get a shot of tequila or something

my face is really hot right now

also I’ve been in stilettos since 7:30 this morning, where can a girl get her feet amputated


you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

(via boyhoodbraveryyy)

Drunk googling footsie pajamas

Tried to say sober tonight but I just ended up getting sad and texting sam and called him an asshole so I’m drinking a bottle of wine and eating cookies to make up for it

Someone give me a motherfucking award for this non- microwaveable food I made all by myself!!
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